Mike Francis Improv Comedy Scripts
#2-12 Saddleworth Business Centre, Delph, Saddleworth OL3 5DH


Do you practice every day to find some clever lines to say?
Then this is the script for you!

Supplied digitally as a typewritten script in PDF format. This can be manipulated to any design required in MS Word including a page to view on your phone or tablet.

Barman Flirt!

“Make a girl laugh and you can make her do anything!” Marilyn Monroe

Serving drinks is only 10% of the job. 90% of the job is about personality. Mike Francis – Author


Searching cheesy chat-up lines on the internet, taking advice from mates and trying to come up with your own quips can leave you with serious egg on your face and nobody to go home with at the end of the night.

Instead, use my tried and tested flirty lines and one liner’s that will stop even the sexiest woman in their tracks!

Specifically for barmen and drinks waiters, this book is loaded with over a hundred quick quips and banter that charm the birds right off the trees!


Whether you're a 'born' entertainer, or a shrinking violet, you'll love how easy it is to charm single women.

Ripe Pickings?  Clean Up For Once!

Success is simply in having the right collection of tried and tested lines that get girls turning round and taking a second look! It is scientifically proven that women find men more attractive when they make them laugh!


Use this science to your advantage and get those girls laughing straight away and watch them slowly melt into putty in your hands!

Tried and tested lines that will get your bedroom busier than Clapham Junction!

Instantly become: A pulling pro!

A simple line can change the path of your life!  Get instant access so that you can start using KILLER LINES this weekend and see how quickly it changes your sex life!