Mike Francis Improv Comedy Scripts
#2-12 Saddleworth Business Centre, Delph, Saddleworth OL3 5DH


Hey Bartender, Want more tips?
Then this is the script for you!

Supplied digitally as a typewritten script in PDF format. This can be manipulated to any design required in MS Word including a page to view on your phone or tablet.


Newly updated with a brand new cover.


Written by a professional stand-up comic specifically for barmen and drinks waiters, this script is loaded with hundreds of quick compliments, quips and banter that charm the customers, and the birds right off the trees!

Whether you're a 'born' entertainer, or a shrinking violet, you'll love how easy it is to make your customers smile and giggle.  This is not a joke book. It is not designed to make a barman funny.

It is designed to help barmen to appear witty and spontaneous. “Witty and spontaneous requires planning, and a bloody good script”. The book is full of quips and jabs, harmless cracks that will make those around smile, chuckle AND TIP.

Serving drinks is only 10% of the job. 90% of the job is about personality. Entertain the punter and make more tips. This isn’t rocket science!

Make customers feel like regulars
another way to earn more tips is to make everyone feel like a regular. GIVE COMPLIMENTS AND BE CHARMING. Small things like this go a long way to making the customer feel connected and comfortable.

Enjoy yourself
CONFIDENT bartenders make more tips because their energy is contagious. Bartenders can create a positive atmosphere by joking around with customers, smiling and having fun. If you can make customers laugh, they'll be much more inclined to leave you more of a tip than if you simply drop a drink and move on to the next customer.


"Unbelievable results just as you said ... thanks a bunch"
PW Barman Los Angeles.

"Thank you very much, I must have been really dull before"
Sarah Wallis, Waitress, Jarvis Hotels.

"I had no idea I could make this much money as a barman, feckin' incredible!!"
Paul Sarler. Glasgow.


If between now and the next 180 days, you can honestly say this material has not massively improved your tips and charm skills,  simply email me for a refund on the spot. You have nothing to lose.

It's easy. Either it works for you or your money back! Again, all of the risk is on me. I allow you the complete script to test on your customers, and if you don't like it, you get 100% of your money back plus the script to keep.  No hard feelings.

Mike Francis :o)


"Thank you very much, I must have been really dull before"

"Unbelievable results just as you said ... thanks a bunch"


"OMG! ...if you started throwing these one liners at me I'd see right through them but still be putty in your hands. Ha!"

"Very simple! I just memorized a few lines and got a few laughs. I'm now hooked and, it's improved my confidence incredibly"

To download a free chapter of BARTENDER. Email me mfmf@enter.co.uk with the simple statement below to show me you're not a robot, and I'll send you the download link .

Hi Mike, send me The link so I can download the first chapter of your improv script BARTENDER.