Mike Francis Improv Comedy Scripts
#2-12 Saddleworth Business Centre, Delph, Saddleworth OL3 5DH


Need a few quotes instead of trawling the internet for days?
Then this is the script for you!

Supplied digitally as a typewritten script in PDF format. This can be manipulated to any design required in MS Word including a page to view on your phone or tablet.

Steve James and Mike Francis present a hilarious collection of the wittiest one liner gems used in live stand-up comedy.


It is the definitive must-have handbook for anyone testing the waters on the stand-up comedy circuit.

Besides appealing to comics-in–training they’re perfect for every stand-up fan and entertainer.


Author Steve James is a lifelong stand-up comedy aficionado with a penchant for Roy ‘Chubby’ Brown.

With the help of his mentor Mike Francis, he has compiled his own collection of memorable one-line gems that leave lasting impressions from stand-up comedians and entertainers in a variety of clubs and venues.

Comic Quotes offers an unmissable opportunity for novice stand-up comedians to use tried and tested one-liners appropriately and advantageously in their own act.