Mike Francis Improv Comedy Scripts
#2-12 Saddleworth Business Centre, Delph, Saddleworth OL3 5DH


Do you need something to say when there's nothing to say?
Then this is the script for you!

Supplied digitally as a typewritten script in PDF format. This can be manipulated to any design required in MS Word including a page to view on your phone or tablet.

I don't know about the literary definition below, I just call One-Liners like this, "taking the piss"


But then I did work alongside Bernard Manning and Frank "Foo Foo" Lammar.

Banter is the touching upon some unimportant fault or weakness of another in a way half to pique and half to please; badinage is delicate, refined banter.


Raillery has more sharpness, but is usually good-humored and well-meant. Irony, the saying one thing that the reverse may be understood, may be either mild or bitter.


Ridicule makes a person or thing the subject of contemptuous merriment; derision seeks to make the object derided seem utterly despicable.