Mike Francis Improv Comedy Scripts
#2-12 Saddleworth Business Centre, Delph, Saddleworth OL3 5DH


Hey DJ, would you like to be the life of the party?
Then this is the script for you!

Supplied digitally as a typewritten script in PDF format. This can be manipulated to any design required in MS Word including a page to view on your phone or tablet.



Personalities aren’t just born, they have to be created and improved. Smooth 'patter' and quick wits take professional 'performers' many years to perfect". Author Mike Francis has over thirty years' experience in club and mobile DJ work, in the UK and overseas and during this period has collected audience skills and lightning fast quips from legions of stand-up comedians.

In this new book, Francis has trawled through his 10 volumes of DJ quips and One-Liners, thrown out all the second rate insults and cut the flab to bring you over 500 quips, flirty compliments and roasts from the wittiest stand-up comedy minds.

You'll never EVER be lost for words again plus you'll be able to charm the birds from the trees!

Whether you're a 'born' entertainer, or a shrinking violet, the content provides DJs & MCs with a unique and invaluable reference script. You will love how easy it is to win over audiences in future.

Are you ready to achieve super-confidence and  POWERFUL stage presence?



If between now and the next 180 days, you can honestly say this material has not improved your audience skills and your stage presence, simply email me for a refund on the spot. You have nothing to lose.

It's easy. Either it works for you or your money back! Again, all of the risk is on me. I allow you the complete script to test on your audience and if you don't like it, you get 100% of your money back and the script to keep, and all bonus publications and updates to keep. No hard feelings.

Mike :o)


"Thank you very much, I must have been really dull before"

“I'm working my bollocks off and it's all thanks to your one-liners that have enabled me to put on a much better show"

"Unbelievable results just as you said ... thanks a bunch"