Mike Francis Improv Comedy Scripts
#2-12 Saddleworth Business Centre, Delph, Saddleworth OL3 5DH


Would you like to tell someone to shut the fuck up... politely?
Then here's the script to download

Supplied digitally as a typewritten script in PDF format. This can be manipulated to any design required in MS Word including a page to view on your phone or tablet.

Heckler Stoppers For Entertainers

"101 Ways to say shut the fuck up"


“That reminds me. I must get some piano wire” ...and one hundred more sharp and fast comebacks, remarks, and retorts, to wipe the floor with hecklers.


Hand chosen by a pro stand-up comic whose favourite retort is


"Do I look like a fuckin’ people person!"



Contains strong and forceful heckler stoppers. Not for Learners or fuckin' wimps!! AND make sure you have a bouncer close-by!