Would you like to tell someone to shut the fuck up... politely?
Then here's the script to download
Supplied digitally as a typewritten script in PDF format. This can be manipulated to any design required in MS Word including a page to view on your phone or tablet.
Heckler Stoppers For Entertainers
"101 Ways to say shut the fuck up"
“That reminds me. I must get some piano wire” ...and one hundred more sharp and fast comebacks, remarks, and retorts, to wipe the floor with hecklers.
Hand chosen by a pro stand-up comic whose favourite retort is
"Do I look like a fuckin’ people person!"
Contains strong and forceful heckler stoppers. Not for Learners or fuckin' wimps!! AND make sure you have a bouncer close-by!