Mike Francis Improv Comedy Scripts
#2-12 Saddleworth Business Centre, Delph, Saddleworth OL3 5DH


If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything.
Then this is the script for you!

Supplied digitally as a typewritten script in PDF format. This can be manipulated to any design required in MS Word including a page to view on your phone or tablet.

The Pocket Book of Pick-Up Lines

Never EVER be lost for words again!

Do you wish you could open a conversation with a hottie? Just memorise a handful of these fun, field-tested pick-up lines, ice-breakers and mild put downs and you’ll charm the birds right off the trees (it’s your nuts they’re after).


Hand-picked by a professional comedian, but don’t blame me if they don’t work, there’s a time and a place, just pick both carefully and remember too, a pick up line is solely an attention grabber, an ice-breaker.

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