Mike Francis Improv Comedy Scripts
#2-12 Saddleworth Business Centre, Delph, Saddleworth OL3 5DH


Do you need even more standup one liners and heckler-stoppers?
Then this is the script for you!

Supplied digitally as a typewritten script in PDF format. This can be manipulated to any design required in MS Word including a page to view on your phone or tablet.

Stand Up One Liners


​One hundred more essential, ultra-fast, one liners, quips, and retorts for LIVE stand up and performance.

Back cover;


“You’ll wonder how you ever managed without it”
-Manchester Magazine

“Very useful”
-Arts Mag

One hundred one-liners, quips, banter, retorts and innuendo for comics and stage performers, some old, some new some borrowed and some blue.