Mike Francis Improv Comedy Scripts
#2-12 Saddleworth Business Centre, Delph, Saddleworth OL3 5DH


Bored at work? Want to take the piss out of Janet in accounts?
Then this is the script for you!

Supplied digitally as a typewritten script in PDF format. This can be manipulated to any design required in MS Word including a page to view on your phone or tablet.

Following the success of  his “Best Of Stand-Up” One of the grafters of club entertainment delves once again into his personal treasury of jokes to bring us his new book “to inspire others”…


‘Workplace Quips and Insults’

For as long as people have been speaking the English language, they’ve been deploying short sharp banter to poke fun at one another and now finally, several hundred ways to take the piss out of your work colleagues …and Get Away With It.

Memorise and deliver stand-up quips and retorts with lightning speed and bring out the best in you … get more laughter from your worklife.

 “Let's face it, sometimes life can be too serious but I don’t teach people how to be funny, I simply point out the personality skills and confidence they have within themselves”

Author Mike Francis.

REVIEWS: “Champ's Charm School" -Sunday People

REVIEWS: I'd rather keep this book a secret so I have less competition however to be fair to my peers, I would recommend it.


REVIEWS: Brilliant book - Read in a flash with laughter throughout!

REVIEWS: I was pleasantly surprised that many of the lines were excellent. So, a book which is better than most of the competition and worth dipping into frequently.

REVIEWS: 5.0 out of 5 stars - OMG! Just Buy This Book! Guys...if you started throwing these one liners at me I'd see right through them but still be putty in your hands. Ha! By Cathy Wilson

REVIEWS: 4.0 out of 5 stars - Funny I haven't read all the book yet but Ive already written down some good insults to use. --E. Forster